The platform of

liberty

leave me alone, respectfully.

A position with a sense of humour about itself. Neither party, nobody named, nothing angry -- and the smallest possible version of every large claim.

  1. 01DON'T TREAD ON ANYONE
  2. 02LEAVE ME ALONE, RESPECTFULLY
  3. 03VOLUNTARY EVERYTHING
  4. 04MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, LITERALLY
  5. 05LICENSE REQUIRED FOR THAT? REALLY?
  6. 06NEITHER PARTY, THANKS
  7. 07TAXATION IS AT LEAST ANNOYING
  8. 08GOVERNMENT: SMALL, LIKE A GOOD APARTMENT
  9. 09FREE MINDS, FREE MARKETS, FREE PARKING
  10. 10THE THIRD OPTION

Ratified by one person, alone, on purpose.